HOUDINI Magazine Banner Parlay

$10 — 6 Months — No Algorithm

HOUDINI Magazine reaches 20,000–30,000 unique users a week, with hundreds of thousands of impressions across the Neocities underground and beyond. We’ve opted out of algorithm-driven surveillance advertising. Instead, we offer a direct signal: pixel-styled banners displayed on one of the most trafficked underground sites on the net.

Here’s how it works:

• You send us your raw banner (600x100 recommended)
• We run it through our pixel filter to blend with our Old Web aesthetic
• You supply a 90 character tagline (e.g., Bandname - Albumname - REAL D-BEAT GRINDCORE)
• Your banner runs for 6 months on HOUDINI and any affiliate sites via our embed system

We encourage submissions for:

• Album drops
• Tour announcements
• Live shows
• DJ sets
• Indie games
• Visual art commissions
• Film trailers
• Book/zine launches

We aren’t trying to replace Instagram. We’re killing it. $10 spent on "Boost Post" gets eaten alive by bots and burned out timelines. $10 on a HOUDINI banner supports the underground, amplifies actual culture, and joins a trust network of non-corporate webmasters who run our banner embeds voluntarily. No paywalls, no bots, no data mining.

Webmasters who run HOUDINI banners are encouraged to submit their own banners to be featured in a future linklist, forming a distributed anti-feed system of mutual amplification.

Format:

• Static 600x100 image
• Includes 90-character tagline
• Pixel aesthetic (we handle the styling)
• Visible on site and via opt-in embed
• $10 via PayPal
• 6 months of display

Contact:
hedorahmusic@gmail.com
Subject: BANNER PARLAY

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